Rick7475 wrote:Daggerford Militia Patrol: ewwwwww, what is that?
Second Patroller: Looks like some creature got ated up.
First Patroller: Some armor, maybe a human?
Second Patroller: Naw, dwarf.
First Patroller: How can you tell, just chewed up bones? Looks like Lions got him.
Second Patroller: See here, a fully intact dwarf beard, a carnivore would never touch a dwarf beard, no telling where it has been. Some sort of instinct.
First Patroller: Ah I see.
Second Patroller: In Valhalla there be a dwarf grinning ear to ear guzzling ale spilling into his full dwarf beard. And recounting harrowing tales with his reunited companions!
Gotta give it to you, Rick. You sure know how to handle those pesky dwarves.
Current PC: Alora Tuffet-Hopper, foul-mouthed and irreverent bard and Meat, dwarven cleric who likes to punch himself in the face.
Currently laying the smackdown on Faerun as: Keryn Tel'Jora, who is XXX-TREME!!!.
Currently explaining the meaninglessness of it all as Vizian Nazyr.
Currently pointing out all other characters' shortcomings as Stephen the Archer.
NWN2 (Failed Experiment): Muir Cheartach, AKA The Pale Faced Pie Man
R.I.P.: Croaker Lyosbarr, Knight of Yartar, Lord of Lhuvenhead (NWN1)
"In no uncertain terms, i am adamantly opposed to any ingame mechanics that penalize players for wanting to meet up with other players, when their goal is to roleplay." - White Warlock