NickD wrote:Joos wrote:NickD wrote:But I'm spawned of Finland!
Socially or physicly? Perhaps being spawned in finland helped you actually find this out about yourself. Most people I meet are agressivly oblivious how passively agressive they are.
I was spawned
of Finland, not
in Finland.
So what's the main personality disorder of the Scandinavians, then? All I can tell from my family is that they tend to be complete drama queens who sulk if they don't get to be the centre of attention.
Scandinavians eh? Lets see how many people I can piss off in one post. Lets start with the
norwegians!
Norwegians, are all a fairly silly bunch. They have the funniest language in the world, it never fails to bring a smile to my face! I think the swedish chef in the muppet show has got more norwegian than swedish in him.
Even a very angry norwegian sounds entertaining and should, to their frustration, bring a smile to your face.
All norwegians are also deeply religious. It is a bit of a conundrum in norwegian society, since religion is very very serious, and norwegians are in generall rather silly. This also rather explains why satanic black metal originated from norway.
Lot's of teenagers in norway rebell against their priests (parents) by joining the dark side. However, this also explains why the typical blackmetal artist/fan looks rather, well, silly.
Danes.
Danes are like dwarfs. They are usually pretty stocky, stoic and they take pride in talking in a fashion only they can understand. Seriously, where the norwegians happlily chatter and swedes sings articuletly, the throaty garble that is Danish is more or less un-understandable for any non-dane.
Dane's are not only proud of their refined tongue in speech, in stark contrast to the bleak norwegian cuisine, the Danish cuisine is more than art. It's a lifestyle! You always eat good food in denmark! And it shows. Danes are generally rather fat. And their pretty damned proud of that too!
They also smoke a lot and compared to the rest of their scandinavian brethren, have a fairly liberal relationship with drugs. Most are pretty content with their lot in life and is the scandinavian who is least likely to be found outside his country of origin.
Finnish people.
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Talk? Me? Why? Why all this endless chatter about
nothing? What I think about something, I already know. And I'm pretty sure you know too. Even if you didn't know, why should I bore you with my meaningless thoughts? I am pretty sure you would be as uninterested in my opinions as I am in yours. Better of just sitting here, sipping my Vodka. I wonder of the Sauna is hot enough yet?
Swedish people.
What can I say? We are in the middle geographicly as well as traits-wise. We have a bit of the norwegian jovialness, a bit of the danish pride and entrepeneurishness and a bit of the finnish analytic somberness. Swedes however, are generally rather jealous and always strive to better themselves compared to their neighbour. (The fact that norwegians have access to huge oilfields is a constant sore thumb, and most swedes mutter "we should never have let them become independent in 1903" or whenever it was.)
Swedes are also the most discontent with their country, leading to the fact that the we are the most likely scandinavian to emmigrate. However, when we live abroad, we preach to anyone willing to listen about all the good things in sweden. Its easy to believe its the best country in the world, if you disregard the things that are not so good. However, these things are easily forgotten since we, as a socialist democrocy, stand a head taller in political correctness compared to other capitalistic pig-dog countries.
Swedes are generally uncomfortably earnest about walking around naked his house and 90% of all swedes sleep in the nu de.
