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What can we do to help?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:41 am
by boombrakh
So I heard from North Korea that americans are living in despair. Is there anything I can do to help you get a better quality of life?
(Reference:
This video)
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:44 am
by puny
OHMY!
only entitled to 1 coffecup per day... made from snow... ! My dear dear poor poor americans! imma gonna send some real-tap-water-coffee to you!
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:49 am
by Isenheart
LOL
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:41 pm
by Wild Wombat
Getting Kim Jong Un to grant Dennis Rodman citizenship and take him off our hands would be a start.
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:29 pm
by I-KP
What a bizarre country that is. North Korea isn't much better. #ba-dum-tsh# SHAZAM! Arf...
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:25 pm
by Zelknolf
Don't be deceived by the waistlines-- those aren't bellies full of burgers; they're parasites. Big bellies full of tapeworms. Because we cook our birds in snow.
(we're working on acquiring "fire", but the glorious eastern nations won't share their technology!)
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:26 pm
by CloudDancing
Give me a job where I don't get paid 25% less than a man.
Give me an education that won't leave me in debt for 35 years.
Give me a house I can afford to live in, instead of pay near mortgage rates for rent BECAUSE my student loan has put me in so much debt I can't buy a house to live in.
Give me a home where the buffalo roam, and the skies are not cloudy all day.
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:54 pm
by Zelknolf
To be fair, it's 23% overall and is smaller if you're educated, young (< 40), and/or don't have kids. I want to say "single digit small," but I couldn't find stats that controlled for all three.
Also, way better than North Korea, which is the joke. Now eat your pan-fried blue bird, drink your cup of snow, and giggle a little.
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:35 pm
by boombrakh
In socialist Sweden, it's 6%
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:17 pm
by Rumple C
You're all well fed, with shelter, and a standard of living that most of the worlds population envies.
Y'all are doing ok.
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:54 am
by Stormseeker
I must be rich because i drink a gallon of coffee a day. On the serious side i explain to my kids about living conditions i have seen on my worldly travels, and how easy even the poorest of people here have it.
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:56 am
by t-ice
Rumple C wrote:You're all well fed, with shelter, and a standard of living that most of the worlds population envies.
Y'all are doing ok.
Speak for yourself. Internet at my house is borked.
Re: What can we do to help?
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:15 am
by causk
yay fun with mistranslation