The Dryad and the Hin

[Drokkar]

I wrote this for a short-lived bard I had on Shadowdale. She got to sing it to one halfling before she got herself killed on the North road. Enjoy!
(if you remember the tune for the song that the halflings were singing at the bar in The Fellowship of the Ring, that'll help)

The Dryad and the Hin

One day a Hin went out into in the wood,
His furry feet walking as fast as they could.
He stopped all a sudden in the shade of a tree,
and unbuckled his breeches so that he could pee.

Out of the tree came a dryad fair,
she said to the Hin, 'What do you have there?'.
He said 'Tis a worm, to bait my hook.'
So the Dryad crouched down to have a look.

Come into my tree, said the Dryad to the Hin,
It's really quite cozy and warm within,
You'll never have a worry or a want for more,
So take off that shirt and step on through that door.

The Hin popped his worm back into his pants,
His hands did clap and his feet did dance,
He stepped to the door, and wiped his feet,
But said he could use a little bite to eat.

Come into my tree, said the Dryad to the Hin,
I've plenty of food for you to eat within,
You'll never have a worry or a want for more,
So take off those pants and step on through that door.

The Hin stepped in and the dryad shut the door,
But there was nothing but branches and leaves on the floor,
The Hin tried to run but the dryad held him tight,
So the Hin said, Ok maybe just one night.

Come into my tree, said the Dryad to the Hin,
And the poor little halfling just walked right in,
He never had a worry or a want for more,
And was never seen again...
after walking through that door.

[SoulChrusher]

good stuff Drokkar!

[Virvaldin]

I remember that one

And you were hired to play at the old Skull inn aswell. The inn was decorated with flowers and candles ready for your performance. But you never showed.

Instead a dwarf came up to the podium and sang something horrible. Think it was Fror Ironstar... but cant remember what it was he sang.