Non-lethal weapon research

MorbidKate · Post by **MorbidKate** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:14 am

Who ever said tax dollars were wasted on the military?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5cc_1181459168

All I can say is WTF?!?

Kate

Grand Fromage · Post by **Grand Fromage** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:19 am

Much cooler and more effective and less fruity:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrolaser
http://www.xtremeads.com/stunstrike.htm

Post by **paazin** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:49 am

Grand Fromage wrote:Much cooler and more effective and less fruity:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrolaser
http://www.xtremeads.com/stunstrike.htm

Hello sailor! Listen, that bomb sounds absolutely flash. I'd be dying to try it out with a few butch enemy soldiers...

MorbidKate · Post by **MorbidKate** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:55 pm

paazin wrote:Hello sailor! Listen, that bomb sounds absolutely flash. I'd be dying to try it out with a few butch enemy soldiers...

Heh.

What get's me is that they actually think a chemical can make men lose all self-control and lust anybody, let alone other dudes. Somehow I suspect the market is just a wee bit bigger for a chemical to make chickies lust after each other or the Holy Grail as seen in endless Axe body spray commercials, lust for dudes.

This is what happens when geeks get hold of government pork

Kate

Grand Fromage · Post by **Grand Fromage** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:10 pm

Such things have a long tradition, though. My favorite is MKULTRA because it's so bizarre and Deus Ex-y.

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:57 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZvYXwBlkk&NR=1

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:57 pm

What get's me is that they actually think a chemical can make men lose all self-control and lust anybody

We call that beer around here.

Though if they ever do make a gay bomb it would stop relgious fanatics in their tracks, they might be willing to die for god but I bet they draw the line at making out with eachother for god.

Grand Fromage · Post by **Grand Fromage** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:33 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Though if they ever do make a gay bomb it would stop relgious fanatics in their tracks, they might be willing to die for god but I bet they draw the line at making out with eachother for god.

Just imagine the possibilities of suicide gaybombers.

Mulu · Post by **Mulu** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:47 pm

Gay truck bomb at the RNC.... at the Billy Graham revival... oh the possibilities are endless. This is the real reason they never developed it, having it fall into the wrong hands.

Post by **ayergo** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:57 pm

*adds "Gaybomb" to his list of potential band names*

Nekulor · Post by **Nekulor** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:43 am

This weapon could cause untold devastation and destruction. It must never fall into the wrong hands.

NESchampion · Post by **NESchampion** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:58 am

NickD wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZvYXwBlkk&NR=1

Wins.

Post by **ayergo** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:48 pm

In other non-lethal weapon research: Poop

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070612/od_ ... ussia_dung