Personality Disorders

[NickD]

As I sit here at work...

Wait, you work on July 4! What slavedrivers!

I know! But to make up for it, we get 11 other days off during the year and 4 weeks paid holiday.

[NickD]

What's even funnier is the moral building that i have to consider for any NWN2 PCs. You know i have to consider the idea of, for example, at least one of Millia's children would probably idealise you.

which would be both something of pride and FEAR for Millia .

Disapproving looks? I think the one time you was even remotely Pissed was when i finally got into town to help you with that final segment of the Baneshard deal. I just recall being surprised taken aback baout the seriousness of the situation. But then again, the means that you did to get my attention about this, imparted the seriousness too.

But yeah, That's why Millia loves you but still worries, too.

Now, here's a thought: What does Soppi think (or approve off) Millia's many suiters (7 kids, at least 3 suiters)?

Umm... lemme see... Von was the main character who annoyed Soppi, but there were plenty of others. And as a priestess of a goddess of family, Soppi wouldn't really approve of children outside of wedlock.

[NickD]

Finnish people.

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Talk? Me? Why? Why all this endless chatter about nothing? What I think about something, I already know. And I'm pretty sure you know too. Even if you didn't know, why should I bore you with my meaningless thoughts? I am pretty sure you would be as uninterested in my opinions as I am in yours. Better of just sitting here, sipping my Vodka. I wonder of the Sauna is hot enough yet?

OMG! That is totally me! Not my mother in the least, though. She is loud and talks so much. I wonder why she keeps up the endless chatter about nothing and bores me with her meaningless thoughts.

[Joos]

I never would have guessed! Sarcasm seems to work wonders for you as well.

[PensivesWetness]

But I'm spawned of Finland!

Socially or physicly? Perhaps being spawned in finland helped you actually find this out about yourself. Most people I meet are agressivly oblivious how passively agressive they are.

I was spawned of Finland, not in Finland.

So what's the main personality disorder of the Scandinavians, then? All I can tell from my family is that they tend to be complete drama queens who sulk if they don't get to be the centre of attention.

Scandinavians eh? Lets see how many people I can piss off in one post. Lets start with the norwegians!

Norwegians, are all a fairly silly bunch. They have the funniest language in the world, it never fails to bring a smile to my face! I think the swedish chef in the muppet show has got more norwegian than swedish in him.

Even a very angry norwegian sounds entertaining and should, to their frustration, bring a smile to your face.

All norwegians are also deeply religious. It is a bit of a conundrum in norwegian society, since religion is very very serious, and norwegians are in generall rather silly. This also rather explains why satanic black metal originated from norway.

Lot's of teenagers in norway rebell against their priests (parents) by joining the dark side. However, this also explains why the typical blackmetal artist/fan looks rather, well, silly.

Danes.
Danes are like dwarfs. They are usually pretty stocky, stoic and they take pride in talking in a fashion only they can understand. Seriously, where the norwegians happlily chatter and swedes sings articuletly, the throaty garble that is Danish is more or less un-understandable for any non-dane.

Dane's are not only proud of their refined tongue in speech, in stark contrast to the bleak norwegian cuisine, the Danish cuisine is more than art. It's a lifestyle! You always eat good food in denmark! And it shows. Danes are generally rather fat. And their pretty damned proud of that too!

They also smoke a lot and compared to the rest of their scandinavian brethren, have a fairly liberal relationship with drugs. Most are pretty content with their lot in life and is the scandinavian who is least likely to be found outside his country of origin.

Finnish people.

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Talk? Me? Why? Why all this endless chatter about nothing? What I think about something, I already know. And I'm pretty sure you know too. Even if you didn't know, why should I bore you with my meaningless thoughts? I am pretty sure you would be as uninterested in my opinions as I am in yours. Better of just sitting here, sipping my Vodka. I wonder of the Sauna is hot enough yet?

Swedish people.
What can I say? We are in the middle geographicly as well as traits-wise. We have a bit of the norwegian jovialness, a bit of the danish pride and entrepeneurishness and a bit of the finnish analytic somberness. Swedes however, are generally rather jealous and always strive to better themselves compared to their neighbour. (The fact that norwegians have access to huge oilfields is a constant sore thumb, and most swedes mutter "we should never have let them become independent in 1903" or whenever it was.)

Swedes are also the most discontent with their country, leading to the fact that the we are the most likely scandinavian to emmigrate. However, when we live abroad, we preach to anyone willing to listen about all the good things in sweden. Its easy to believe its the best country in the world, if you disregard the things that are not so good. However, these things are easily forgotten since we, as a socialist democrocy, stand a head taller in political correctness compared to other capitalistic pig-dog countries.

Swedes are generally uncomfortably earnest about walking around naked his house and 90% of all swedes sleep in the nu de.

my only experiances with Nords & Finny's are what i've seen on Austin Powers, Watched on NPR, and here.

But since this topic is DISorders, how can we claim Soppi has a disorder at all? I mean, there are plenty of other PCs with classic symtoms of... oh I dunno? yes?

[ThinkTank]

All scandinavianansnassnas sound laughably amusing

[Lusipher]

Most Euros are all Emos anyway

Actually im part Scandinavian so God help me!

[Joos]

Most Euros are all Emos anyway

Actually im part Scandinavian so God help me!

Help yourself! Embrace the scandinavian in you and realise there is no god!*






*Norwegian descendants excempted

[Lusipher]

*slashes wrists*

[Arkan Bladesinger]

Joos, that analyze of Scandi´s brought a beer out of my nose... because of how right you are in most cases

Of course, generalizations never work accurately so I think you´re just plain homicidial sicko, Nick. Turn yourself in before anyone gets seriously hurt.

*snip*

[Nekulor]

I think I'm aggressively passive.

[Stormseeker]

11 other days off during the year and 4 weeks paid holiday.

Dang the majority of americans are getting screwed.

[NickD]

Dang the majority of americans are getting screwed.

Totally.

And they've got it much better in France. 11 days national holidays, 5 weeks paid vacation and 37.5 hour weeks!

[Joos]

And the french ladies, don't forget the lovely women! Oh-lah-lah!

[NickD]

And the french ladies, don't forget the lovely women! Oh-lah-lah!

They never shave and they smell bad.