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PensivesWetness wrote:Damn... we might visit Aussy but not Bweb Zee-land... sometime in the future, i guess...
Not going to happen. American navy ships have not been allowed to dock in New Zealand ports since we became a nuclear free country in the mid 80s. The problem being we say you're allowed to dock if you have no nuclear devices on board (including the engine), but America saying they will neither confirm nor deny the existence of nuclear devices onboard any ship. Access Denied!

Do they call boobs 'Fun Bags' down under?
Yes, but not so often.
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Zelknolf wrote:Society disagrees, for the most part! If you want to be a sexy male, you must work out and show some skin!
I respectfully disagree. I believe society views a well groomed and spiffingly dressed man as quite sexy. It's how James Bond rolls after all.
And I would insist that jugs have more to do with child rearing!
So then why are such innocent devices considered lewd? At any rate, I do like getting my hands on a lovely pair of jubblies.

Oh c'mon, social functions. That's exercise.
Exercise is a social function! I rarely see anyone jogging, swimming or sunbathing alone. Au contraire, I often see very large groups of people in jogging groups. Other important social activities that are better topless: Drinking!

'sides, think about it. Look at breasts you see in cultures where topless women are the norm. They look good at 16; they look alright at 20; they're passable at 24; they get tucked into your pants at 30.
Ah, but because they would become less sexualised, the droopiness wouldn't matter, as they are merely child rearing devices and lose their purpose over time.

Besides, there are those kinds of bra that just hold up boobies from the underneath.
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Avaz wrote::pics:
OK, but only because you asked nice.

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Sexytime.
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Kest wrote:clothing can be much sexier actually
That's just something people tell themselves when they don't know any better.

To me, clothing is just like the wrapping around a Christmas present. It builds up a level of excitement, but it's nothing like the excitement you get once the present has been unwrapped.

At any rate, it's just a matter of opinion. It's just that in this case your opinion is completely wrong! :wink: :P
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As long as we're objectifying people...

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Zelknolf wrote:As long as we're objectifying people...
Sun: I have dysplastic mole syndrome. Meaning I am between 8 and 400 times more likely to develop skin cancer than people without it. In New Zealand this makes the sun a rather dangerous thing to get a lot of. That and it's the middle of winter here.

Muscles: I'm a work in progress. Lost 18kg (~40lbs) so far this year, but I doubt I'll ever be buff again like I was many years ago when I was 25.

Shave: I like my masculine hairyness, thank you very much!
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(Sorry masculine hairiness needs grooming! *ducks!*)
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Bah, bad enough shaving my chin, I'm not going to start shaving off the rest of my bodyhair.
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I do use sunscreen. It's what helps me stop getting a suntan! That and it's still the middle of winter!

Elderly exercises aren't going to help me build big muscles.

I'm not going to shave my body. And I'm sure as hell not going to tweezer my chest hair!!! The next picture better not be of wax either!

Besides. My chest hair gives one something to hold on to!
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NickD wrote:At any rate, it's just a matter of opinion. It's just that in this case your opinion is completely wrong! :wink: :P
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WTF. Get a tan.
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Only peasant serfs get tans.
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NickD wrote:Only peasant serfs get tans.
Aye, only nobility and geeks who RP that they're nobility are pastey white :P
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