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Akivaria
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Rick7475 wrote:Daggerford Militia Patrol: ewwwwww, what is that?
Second Patroller: Looks like some creature got ated up.
First Patroller: Some armor, maybe a human?
Second Patroller: Naw, dwarf.
First Patroller: How can you tell, just chewed up bones? Looks like Lions got him.
Second Patroller: See here, a fully intact dwarf beard, a carnivore would never touch a dwarf beard, no telling where it has been. Some sort of instinct.
First Patroller: Ah I see.
Second Patroller: In Valhalla there be a dwarf grinning ear to ear guzzling ale spilling into his full dwarf beard. And recounting harrowing tales with his reunited companions!
Gotta give it to you, Rick. You sure know how to handle those pesky dwarves. :twisted:
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I think its time DM hunting season opened on smart mouthed halflings :twisted:
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oldgrayrogue wrote:I think its time DM hunting season opened on smart mouthed halflings :twisted:
The smart-mouthed halflings know when to bail, though. :D
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There can be only one.
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Currently explaining the meaninglessness of it all as Vizian Nazyr.
Currently pointing out all other characters' shortcomings as Stephen the Archer.
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Senor T wrote:There can be only one.
Hmm ... Murgen = Kurgan?

*whistles innocently*
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....don't lose yer head.......
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Internet down again. We'll see how long it takes this time.
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