ayergo wrote:
Not harder when you smell like a yak's anus and aren't sure which end of the comb to use!
*Murgen blushes slightly and stammers out an "Aw shucks"*
Apparently you are ignorant of the fact that Yak's anus is the source of some of the most popular perfumes and colognes worn by the dwarven aristocracy.
NWN2 (Failed Experiment): Muir Cheartach, AKA The Pale Faced Pie Man
R.I.P.: Croaker Lyosbarr, Knight of Yartar, Lord of Lhuvenhead (NWN1)
"In no uncertain terms, i am adamantly opposed to any ingame mechanics that penalize players for wanting to meet up with other players, when their goal is to roleplay." - White Warlock
ayergo wrote:
Not harder when you smell like a yak's anus and aren't sure which end of the comb to use!
*Murgen blushes slightly and stammers out an "Aw shucks"*
Apparently you are ignorant of the fact that Yak's anus is the source of some of the most popular perfumes and colognes worn by the dwarven aristocracy.
Time to make a Yak in game with a special ability that when it farts it puts dwarves in a daze.
Putting them in dungeons where Murgen is the Scout might end with dangerous consequences.
Dweomervores have been so successful that now they have some loot on them! Pretty good loot too of everything that they didn't eat. They will also give a little better feedback now too.
Bran's panacea now sells potions of listening! Should help get a better idea of where the buggers are.
There's a place I like to hide
A doorway that I run through in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize and you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind
ayergo wrote:Dweomervores have been so successful that now they have some loot on them! Pretty good loot too of everything that they didn't eat. They will also give a little better feedback now too.
I smell something, and it is not a Yak!
*Casts Summon Joe McCarthy*
There is a communist fifth column in Waterdeep, intent on redistribution of wealth! There is your real enemy, the dweamovores are merely their pawns.
*Looks suspiciously at the Waterdhavian Ministry of Foreign Affairs*
NWN2 (Failed Experiment): Muir Cheartach, AKA The Pale Faced Pie Man
R.I.P.: Croaker Lyosbarr, Knight of Yartar, Lord of Lhuvenhead (NWN1)
"In no uncertain terms, i am adamantly opposed to any ingame mechanics that penalize players for wanting to meet up with other players, when their goal is to roleplay." - White Warlock
Commie dragons will be my new band name! Except I suspect the dragon kind are colluding with Daggerford. We have always been at war with Daggerford!
There's a place I like to hide
A doorway that I run through in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize and you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind
I am probably going to be on a plane but I'm setting up a few things for ya'll and would like to balance it/add some personal touches.
There's a place I like to hide
A doorway that I run through in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize and you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind
I should be there, around my usual tine, 7-8 pm (EDT)
NWN1 PC:
Now (2017): Bran, naive servant of Lathander, currently thinking about opening a potion shop.
circa 2000: JenWa, proud mother duck and half-crazed sorceress of Shadowdale.
NW2 PC: Kasil Trueforger, dwarven scholar of Felbarr.
Garlus Ironbeard: [d] I was sure there was a reason we brought you along.
Kevorn Trueforger: [d] I'm da funny one and ye're da smart one.
Yep. I’ll probably log on for the night between 8 & 9.
Currently laying the smackdown on Faerun as: Keryn Tel'Jora, who is XXX-TREME!!!.
Currently explaining the meaninglessness of it all as Vizian Nazyr.
Currently pointing out all other characters' shortcomings as Stephen the Archer.
Excellent. I have some custom goodies I'm baking up for you if you can survive. I think you'll find them interesting.
There's a place I like to hide
A doorway that I run through in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize and you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind