I had written this for my dark-skinned bard, but she died within hours of creation. *sighs* Ah, well. No one evn mistook me for a drow anyway, so I might never have gotten the chance to sing this . . .
My confidence is shaken and I don’t know how
I could be mistaken for a double-crossing, no-good, back stabbing, tone-deaf drow.
Oh, I’ve been labeled wicked it must be understood
But that reviewer also called me fiendishly good.
I remember it well as I sang with such flair.
I made a priest yell and a paladin swear.
So don’t confuse my talent
With traits clearly ungallant.
And please never refer to me as drow!
I much prefer to be renown as gracious and kind
Just playing tunes and playing roles that I’ve been assigned.
I hope that you’ll envision when you next hear a rhyme
A furtive dark-skinned beauty, arousingly sublime.
So don’t think pigment’s sinful
For I have got a skinful.
And please never refer to me as drow!
Oh, I’ll repeat again for all of you right here and now
My confidence is shaken and I don’t know how
I could be mistaken for a double-crossing, no-good, back stabbing, tone-deaf . . .
Okay, tone-deaf is a little strong
Let’s just say . . . they lack eloquent song.
Just please never refer to me as drow!
Never Refer To Me As Drow
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Ladellon
- Dire Badger
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Never Refer To Me As Drow
Final PC: Regor the Valorious, the ONLY theatrically-inclined half-orc androgyne wandering ALFA, Artistic Director for Cormanthor Stage Productions, one-time stand up pirate and self-educated barrister of the bar.
Former PC: Begor Nightstrummer, Executive Stage Writer and Assistant Director of Planned Gifts for the Roving Entertainment Group of Ruith
Current PC: Sheshe Little Eels
Former PC: Begor Nightstrummer, Executive Stage Writer and Assistant Director of Planned Gifts for the Roving Entertainment Group of Ruith
Current PC: Sheshe Little Eels
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Ladellon
- Dire Badger
- Posts: 155
- Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:24 am
- Location: just north of Leadfeather
hmm, a drow bard *ponders deeply* perhaps not such a bad idea....
Laddy
Laddy
Final PC: Regor the Valorious, the ONLY theatrically-inclined half-orc androgyne wandering ALFA, Artistic Director for Cormanthor Stage Productions, one-time stand up pirate and self-educated barrister of the bar.
Former PC: Begor Nightstrummer, Executive Stage Writer and Assistant Director of Planned Gifts for the Roving Entertainment Group of Ruith
Current PC: Sheshe Little Eels
Former PC: Begor Nightstrummer, Executive Stage Writer and Assistant Director of Planned Gifts for the Roving Entertainment Group of Ruith
Current PC: Sheshe Little Eels
Hmm, drow bards aint all that bad, i would perhaps even be playing one still if there were no such things as time zones. 
<GF|sleep> I'm just glad that now when I get diabetes from drinking the sweet, sweet tears of republicans I can go to a doctor ;o
<spiderjones> Actually every sink except the kitchen one is horribly clogged and shoots out blood and sometimes excrement
<spiderjones> Actually every sink except the kitchen one is horribly clogged and shoots out blood and sometimes excrement
- GlassRain
- Shambling Zombie
- Posts: 81
- Joined: Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:17 pm
- Location: Holly Springs , NC (GMT - 5)
/me turns back toward the topic
Nice song, was that from the character Lyon met? heard you were ganna make this song and sing it. One of the reasons I didn't want to leave WD. Lyon might have broken through to that PC. Only strengthens my point after reading thre song
nice.
Nice song, was that from the character Lyon met? heard you were ganna make this song and sing it. One of the reasons I didn't want to leave WD. Lyon might have broken through to that PC. Only strengthens my point after reading thre song
PC: Thovar
Retired PC: Lyon Kross (Portrait)
Retired PC: Lyon Kross (Portrait)
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Ladellon
- Dire Badger
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Yup, same PC. She dead now, but I supose any bard could have picked it up on the streets. You may hear it again.GlassRain wrote:/me turns back toward the topic
Nice song, was that from the character Lyon met? heard you were ganna make this song and sing it. One of the reasons I didn't want to leave WD. Lyon might have broken through to that PC. Only strengthens my point after reading thre songnice.
Final PC: Regor the Valorious, the ONLY theatrically-inclined half-orc androgyne wandering ALFA, Artistic Director for Cormanthor Stage Productions, one-time stand up pirate and self-educated barrister of the bar.
Former PC: Begor Nightstrummer, Executive Stage Writer and Assistant Director of Planned Gifts for the Roving Entertainment Group of Ruith
Current PC: Sheshe Little Eels
Former PC: Begor Nightstrummer, Executive Stage Writer and Assistant Director of Planned Gifts for the Roving Entertainment Group of Ruith
Current PC: Sheshe Little Eels